"You Knit Me Together In My Mother's Womb..." -Psalms 139:13
Tea for two
i dont think anybody wanted to see this
art isnt always about whats aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes you need to show people reality. This is real shit. This is what life is after partying and being a wild thin teen and reading bullshit books about werewolves. It isn’t clear skin and skinny bodies and free time forever.
Its stretch marks, wrinkles, shitty baby diapers and laying in weird ass positions to keep your children happy because you love them more than your comfort or your smooth pert body. Its being overweight and having sex, wrinkly fat sweaty real shit adult parent long term relationship sex and then trying to slip in half an hour of sleep before your kid flips shit at 1am. And its poetic and awesome. Fuck your skinny smooth boring ass ideal of what life should be that you ripped out of some dumb ass teen cosmo. My life is goddamn beautiful even if my belly is a wreck.
Oh sweet Jesus I thought that the brownie in the cup was the only one!?
Oh someone told me about these today! Imma try some out
He is! He loves Cole more than anything in the world, and would never EVER leave him or me with all the work. He still has some growing up to do but parenthood isnt easy esp at this age. Hes done a good job.
lmao ya right?! he would NEVER
but drinking cough syrup
when you didn’t have a cough
because in reality you’re
sicker than you thought.
Not a phase.
mombie (n): mother of an infant. Synonym: zombie.
momster (n): not to be confused with monster; a mother who just found her child smearing Vaseline all over the couch.
momly (adj): godly, but better.
free time (n): mythical concept beyond comprehension.
mooooooooooom (interj): wild, indigenous mother call.
mom lyfe (n): a lifestyle of very few showers and proper meals. Fueled by love. Priceless.